Vampire Strippers from Saturn

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Author: Vincenzo Bilof

Publication Date: March 30, 2015

ISBN: 978-0-9860594-8-3

Cover Artist: George Cotronis

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Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke meets Year of the Flood by Margaret Atwood meets an episode of HBO’s old, late night series Real Sex meets the movie Death Becomes Her meets Condoleeza Rice’s collection of unflushed tampons.

Time is infinite, and so are strippers. 

The beautiful and sultry Rene leads her trio of vampire strippers from (around) Saturn to destroy Earth. Their demonic foes—the plots—have hunted them across time; Earth is the last remaining planet with sentient life in this version of the universe. Rene’s love affair with a man who is half-horse, half-boy in a future version of Earth threatens her desire to inspire the apocalypse; if the vampire strippers fail to destroy the world now, men will be nearly extinct, and women will be hunted for sport by the surviving males. 

True love, time travel, bad music, shapeshifting plots, and a brooding supernatural detective named Will decide the fate of Earth in more than two realities. Can Rene prevent an apathetic future while allowing Earth to survive? 

Time travel, it turns out, really isn’t all that complicated, and neither are women.

Vampire Strippers From Saturn is a fun spin on what feels like an ’80’s creature paperback, tossed with a little science fiction, a heap of bizarro, and has a soundtrack oozing with fangs, headbangs, and bloody dollar bills tucked in G-strings! A great night out, if you ask me.”

—John Palisano, author of Nerves and Dust of the Dead

”Philosophical and self-aware, Vincenzo Bilof is the Pablo Neruda of horror-genre fiction writinga bonafide master of prose and versification, He probes familiar tropes in a way that, to my mind, NO one has done before—or could hope to emulate. Bilof shows zombies and werewolves in the same respect Wordsworth showed wandering clouds. His books are always well-researched (without ever being turgid), violent (while still being intuitive of nature’s austere beauty) and maintain a healthy vein of satire and humour throughout. One of my favorites . . .”

—Chris Kelso, author of The Black Dog Eats the City and Scahdenfreude

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